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PURPLEMELON STRESS-BUSTER HAILED AS "MIRACLE CURE"
The Purplemelon show - recently hailed by Anxiety magazine as "a miracle cure for modern day stressing" - returns by pubic demand to their natural home at The Troubadour Club on Thursday July 26th.
The Seventies-sounding, all-fun rock night with the group now lauded as London's best-looking rock band [ (c) Grazia magazine ] will kick off shortly after the doors open at 8.00 pm
T 01380 860 169
M 07971 461 002
PURPLEMELON STRESS-BUSTER HAILED AS "MIRACLE CURE"
The Purplemelon show - recently hailed by Anxiety magazine as "a miracle cure for modern day stressing" - returns by pubic demand to their natural home at The Troubadour Club on Thursday July 26th.
The Seventies-sounding, all-fun rock night with the group now lauded as London's best-looking rock band [ (c) Grazia magazine ] will kick off shortly after the doors open at 8.00 pm
at the former haunt of Jimi Hendrix (265 Old Brompton Road, Earls Court).
Purplemelon are Tom Hill (lead vocal, guitar), Eric Joyce (bass), Windsor McGilvray (drums and groupies), Owen Barry (lead guitar). The band of longhaired lookers were last month acclaimed by The American Institute of Modern Psychology as "the city girl's ideal tonic for the strain of living in London".
The Institute praised the Purplemelon show for "the unusual capacity to brighten your mood no matter what". The Institute's endorsement follows claims in the medical media that watching Purplemelon releases libo-endorphins in the brain, leaving the audience happier, sparkling and pretty much up for it.
To achieve the best effect of stress-relief from a Purplemelon show, attendees are advised to practice the following steps on the three days prior to the gig:
* Write down all your worries; read the list before trying to sleep.
* Don't count your blessings - you haven't got any. Count your problems instead.
* Turn on and turn up all the electrical appliances in any room you are in. Never turn anything off.
* Only buy small expensive things that are easy to lose.
* Replace all home and office lamp bulbs with overhead neon strip lights. Preferably ones that flicker.
* Never clear the air over disagreement, let stuff fester.
* Wear shoes one size too small.
* Try to maximise your consumption of food additives and banned E-numbers.
* Make schedules including an unrealistic number of tasks, so you can agonise over why you are constantly falling behind.
* Isolate yourself from human contact and shout at anyone who attempts to invade your personal space.
* Always ignore any woman's obvious new hair-style.
* Shout at people outside your department at least twice a day.
* Smoke. Smoke Gauloises in No Smoking areas.
* Stitch people up as often as possible, especially your friends.
* Always join in other people's arguments over matters that have nothing to do with you. Try to get strangers to join in too.
* Do not meditate; why meditate when you can worry? Worrying is meditation carried out by realists.
* When sending a press release, remember that small print annoys everybody.
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION
www.purplemelon.co.uk
www.myspace.com/purplemelonspace
www.youtube.com/purplemelonmusic
www.troubadour.co.uk
geoffbaker@dsl.pipex.com
harleyblues take:
God Love you Geoff, tis all I can say "write" now hehe that was brillant as ever, think my day has just started off with a bang!
ta your mate
hb
pss need some piccies of the lads
Purplemelon are Tom Hill (lead vocal, guitar), Eric Joyce (bass), Windsor McGilvray (drums and groupies), Owen Barry (lead guitar). The band of longhaired lookers were last month acclaimed by The American Institute of Modern Psychology as "the city girl's ideal tonic for the strain of living in London".
The Institute praised the Purplemelon show for "the unusual capacity to brighten your mood no matter what". The Institute's endorsement follows claims in the medical media that watching Purplemelon releases libo-endorphins in the brain, leaving the audience happier, sparkling and pretty much up for it.
To achieve the best effect of stress-relief from a Purplemelon show, attendees are advised to practice the following steps on the three days prior to the gig:
* Write down all your worries; read the list before trying to sleep.
* Don't count your blessings - you haven't got any. Count your problems instead.
* Turn on and turn up all the electrical appliances in any room you are in. Never turn anything off.
* Only buy small expensive things that are easy to lose.
* Replace all home and office lamp bulbs with overhead neon strip lights. Preferably ones that flicker.
* Never clear the air over disagreement, let stuff fester.
* Wear shoes one size too small.
* Try to maximise your consumption of food additives and banned E-numbers.
* Make schedules including an unrealistic number of tasks, so you can agonise over why you are constantly falling behind.
* Isolate yourself from human contact and shout at anyone who attempts to invade your personal space.
* Always ignore any woman's obvious new hair-style.
* Shout at people outside your department at least twice a day.
* Smoke. Smoke Gauloises in No Smoking areas.
* Stitch people up as often as possible, especially your friends.
* Always join in other people's arguments over matters that have nothing to do with you. Try to get strangers to join in too.
* Do not meditate; why meditate when you can worry? Worrying is meditation carried out by realists.
* When sending a press release, remember that small print annoys everybody.
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION
www.purplemelon.co.uk
www.myspace.com/purplemelonspace
www.youtube.com/purplemelonmusic
www.troubadour.co.uk
geoffbaker@dsl.pipex.com
harleyblues take:
God Love you Geoff, tis all I can say "write" now hehe that was brillant as ever, think my day has just started off with a bang!
ta your mate
hb
pss need some piccies of the lads
5 comments:
HB-You're g-ddamn good gurl! LUV yer blogsite!
Geoff Baker-whatta guy! He's good at ya vice-versa and the world is sighing!
Purple Melon---the fans are screaming out loud!
Peace & Love (Ringo's fav words and so do I). ;)
lmfao tis extremely funny! see new posted piccie hehe
GEOFF BAKER WRITES "ANONYMOUSLY"
Ah. Finally I discover how to post a comment here. You can laugh but as I have said before, some of us are still recovering from shock at the invention of the wheelbarrow.
Anyway......now that I'm here, on behalf of all the boys in Purplemelon and me, thanks a very great deal for the postings and comments and all-round fabness of support that you Harley and your mates are giving the band.
A big thank you too to Mike and all of his pot-pals over at Macca Central.
I love it that you lot can "get" what was and is and yet will be what matters most, fun.
Like another fun fan who taught me all that he knows bar the chords, I'd be the first to say that in our game fans and fun are of the highest importance and runners up only to having a fucking good time.
Come and see us. You'll like them.Thanks Harl'
gb x (I'm signing this in the Anonymous section because of course I have NO idea what my password is).
HIya Geoff waving from California see my latest posty not askin ya about the wether heheheh. Well Geoff you can sign up HERE at Blogspot for a user name ID Im sure you would use the name Geoff Baker rght? hehehe Nellie this what Geoff does here so he wont be annnno-knee-mous?
pls inforn us Asap yep Geoff "we fans "get it" woohooo you sound like Doris Day almost Heoff lmao!! "Que sera sera whatever will be will be" Geoff please post often LOVE havin you here, now where are all your "media mates" to spread the word on this FABBY BLOG thanx again Geoff for your votes also deeply appreciated
ta
xx
harleyblues christina
pss Love yor list of "ta do" things hahahaha
Geoff I meant to say Geoff not Heoff, as in Hefner lol ok ok so my fingers get a bit dyslexic when typin hope your weekend is great
your the best Geoff and We LOVE you. Well I Do, hehehe keepin it REAL and throwin out the fakes beware over there on your message webby spot,I spotted a FAKE already, effin weasel a flip flopper of sorts from the fraternity
hugs
Hb is me Christina
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